bonjour tout le monde!

many many apologies to everybody for being so lame and not really updating often or very much, but things have been absolutely crazy busy here. last week was just a long string of class sleep class sleep with occasional attempts at seeing paris, and this weekend was fete de la musique. the fete is a european (though initially french) holiday on the 21st of june (this year - it is just on the summer solstice. the french started it as a way to have something to do on the longest day of the year so people weren't bored and stir-crazy. how awesome is that?). it involves music pretty much everywhere. i have some pretty entertaining pictures of some guys we watched for a while while listening to some techno music on a random street, among other things. i will post pictures and some more updates about what's been going on in our classes and outside of them when i don't have to leave for said classes in 20 minutes.

au revoir!

Soccer

On Sunday I went to the soccer game between Tom' (Tomsk) and Amkar (Perm', which is in the Urals). It was a kind of cloudy, drizzly, ugly day, but I was pretty surprised to see a lot of people show up. In fact, I underestimated the amount of time it would take me to buy a ticket, and I was still in a very long line 5 minutes before the game was supposed to start. Luckily for me, some people came up and asked if I was alone, and when I said yes, they gave me a spare ticket they had for free. So that was pretty nice; even though the tickets are only 6 dollars or so, it saved me a good amount of wait time.

I got to my seat and the game started a few minutes later, after a bizarre full-length song-advertisement from RosGosStrakh (Russian State Insurance). Going into the game, Tomsk was 13th or so in the 20-team Russian Premiere League, and Amkar was 19th. And for the entire first half, it looked like Amkar really deserved that spot. Tomsk controlled the ball, stayed on the attack, and really should have scored several times, but at halftime they led only 1-0.

Nonetheless, based on the way the first half went, the crowd was pretty confident going into the second half. There were a couple guys behind me who I listened to over the course of the game, and they talked about the game as well as about WWII history, politics, and plenty of other things. The second half gave me the opportunity to hear some Russian cursing from them, as Amkar scored twice and really looked much better than Tomsk to come away with a 2-1 win. I guess it's a pretty devastating loss for Tomsk; they had to have expected a win at home over such a bottom-feeder in the league, but no luck. So everyone was fairly quiet leaving the stadium, and I went home quickly before it started to rain harder.

I've got some pictures, only a few, but I'll post them here in an album with some others that I've taken since the last time I posted any pictures.

Soccer and others

friday in the city, weekend in the valley

not much time right now, so i'll post about what all has been going on a little later. but for now, here are some pictures. the first bunch, until the picture of the castle, are from thursday and friday in paris. the rest are from our weekend trip to the loire valley to look at some chateaux.

enjoy!

Paris and Loire

Commercials

Since I wasn't able to work in the archive until the end of last week, I watched a decent amount of TV in the afternoons when I would otherwise have been working, and most of the time, I watched the sports channel. Russian TV (at least with regard to sports) seems to have a different commercial system than in the US; they don't have TV timeouts or anything like that during their sporting events, so there aren't really commercial breaks. They make up for that with very long commercial breaks at halftime or in other natural breaks. It's a nicer system for the viewer, and probably less profitable for the broadcaster.

Anyway, they also seem to have a much more limited variety of commercials, such that this video of one commercial break probably shows 70% of the commercials I've seen on this channel since I got here. Some of them are kind of amusing, so I thought I'd let you guys have a look. Despite the number of times I've seen them, I still have trouble with the language on a few, so I guess it goes to show how much I still have to learn. Subtitles after the link. You'll probably also have to turn your sound up quite a bit.


Commercials


Commercial 1: Beeline (mobile telephone provider)

You get an SMS, and you're already smiling. Then you impatiently wait for another. And with each new message, you feel his presence more and more. Now that an SMS costs only 1 kopeka (about 1/30th of a cent), how easy it is to always be close by! Learn more and sign up at 06 505. Beeline. Live on the bright side.


Commercial 2: LG Arena (cell phone)

The new LG Arena. The arena of your possibilities.


Commercial 3: McDonald's (my favorite of the bunch!)

"Do you want to know why our sandwiches are so good? Come with me. Good taste starts with quality ingredients. For our sandwiches we take only 100% beef, [something i can't understand], salt and pepper. That's where that special taste comes from (literally "is born")." "Here's your Big Mac." "How's the Big Mac?" *thumbs up* "We make hamburgers and we make them well."


Commercial 4: Orbit gum

"Look, Zitya(?)...the Southern Cross." "You're so smart...Kolya." "Kolya?! I'm Junior(?)!" Snow-white Orbit, [something about how it'll make you have a great smile]. "Kolya...(I'm really not sure what he's saying here, but the idea's obviously that the smile has made him ok with this situation) . Snow-white Orbit: a blinding smile and defense against cavities.


Commercial 5: Megaphone (another mobile telephone provider)

A special offer from Megaphone. A USB modem with the USB Modem Plus plan, at great prices starting at 1190 rubles (~40 dollars). The USB Modem Plus plan is a USB modem service at a special rate. The USB modem works effectively on many 3G networks, like with current mobile network connections. USB Modem Plus -- the speed and freedom of mobile Internet. Megaphone -- the future depends on you. (I've always thought that was a ridiculous slogan, personally)


Now local commercials...


Commercial 6 (Bosch Center):

The company store, Bosch Center. The greatest selection of electrical instruments, garden tools (not really "tools", but power stuff, like lawnmowers and such), and a new level of service. At 26 Herzen St., at the crossing of Herzen and Krasnoarmeiskaya (Red Army St.).


Sort-of-Commercial 7:

Wanted: A trained enthusiast in the field of welding. Higher education. Pay starting at 30,000 rubles (presumably per month, that's about $1000).


Commercial 8 (Instrument Market):

Modern technology for forest, park and garden. (This part is frustrating because I have no idea what any of the words are, except that one of them is lawnmower, and the rest are obviously similar things, so I guess you get the idea). The shopping center "Instrument Market" on Irkutskii Trakt, telephone 65-15-70.


So maybe these give you a slice of life in Tomsk. Or maybe they bore you like American commercials. In the end, they're really not very different from ones at home. I guess the reason I'm so amused by that McDonald's commercial is because it actually *is* very different from the commercials we're used to, probably because we can't help laughing at the idea that McDonald's makes quality hamburgers, but not to worry, Russian TV has some "I'm lovin' it" style commercials that are meant to appeal to "the youth", as well. There's one where a DJ is in the club, looking kind of uninspired, but then he sees a guy eating a Big Mac and puts on an awesome techno song about how good Big Macs are. So it's too bad that one wasn't in this clip, except that I hate it and wouldn't be able to understand the words in the rap anyway.

a brief foray to bruxelles

i know it's been almost a week, but things have been moving non-stop pretty much since last i wrote. the only downtime i had was when i slept, and it was not really very much time.

thursday:

we went to class. and to a classical viola/accordian concert put on by the language program we're in at the sorbonne. it was pretty fantastic.

friday:

we had language class in the morning (like always) and then took a walking tour of areas that exemplified haussmannization of Paris. Haussmann was a man appointed by napoleon III during the second republic to modernize paris. he made a lot of the large cut-through streets that are very much useful today (at the expense of many houses and lower-income areas, like the one that used to exist between the louvre and the tuileries) and had apartments built along these streets. the buildings were all very similar - there were pretty hardcore regulations about distance from the curb (which still exits), height of the building, and style restrictions dealing with the maximum amount a building could protrude, above street level, into the space of the road (balconies and such). all the architecture is almost identical, as was the mode of the time (mid 19th century).

friday night most of the kids on our program just hung out, which was nice. after some solid afternoons of work, a break felt really good. we walked down to la rue mouffetard, which i mentioned previously, where all the students go in the evenings, and had a beer. unlike the crappy bears i've tasted at home, this one was actually enjoyable, though i assume it pales to belgian beers.

saturday morning:

leah and i, along with four of the other girls who were going to brussels, woke up around five and left the foyer at six. our train left at 6.55. it was one of the bullet trains, so we got to brussels about 8.30.

this is where our adventure began, and i don't even know where to start. the people in brussels are all fantastic - after getting used to the mannerisms of parisians (which many people find... snobbish or rude, i guess), it was kind of nice to talk to people who never really switched into english like the parisians do when they realize you're not fluent. they were hugely helpful - we had trouble finding the hostel, as the streets in brussels are a bajillion times more convoluted than those of paris. we asked a woman if she knew where the street we were looking for was and she responds: "ah, l'hostel? vennez" which means we were to follow her. she went out of her way to take us there. so, a good first impression. we left our stuff in lockers at the hostel and ventured out.

the city itself is magnificent. the grand place, which there are pictures of, is beautiful, if a bit touristy. the buildings are old, the waffles are good, the chocolate is fantastic. very fabulous, very european. as in paris, you'd walk down the street and just sort of come across ridiculous things like statues in parking lots or a church down an alley. it still hasn't gotten old.

we waited around in the grand place (fyi, place rhymes with glass) for the other girls. abbey, who only went to brussels for the day, had come with us to the hostel while the others went in search of their hotel. we waited for quite some time and apparently they were late, looked briefly for us, decided we'd left and went to go eat. which ended up being fine - eating, or really, doing anything in large groups is kind of difficult and a hassle in europe. we met a bike tour guide who tried to get us to go on his tour because he only had one person signed up for 9am (usually they apparently have to turn people away. he thought it was weird). we didn't want to pay 22euro and leah doesn't remember how to ride a bike, but he invited us to listen to him talk about the grand place for free anyway. it was really cool and we learned a lot. apparently, there are only two things you need to remember about belgium: it is a kingdom, and it is the capital of europe (we assumed he was just being silly).

we ended up going and getting waffles and ran into the other girls, who were leaving. the waffles were great (there are pictures), and we were starving. then we wandered around some more and came across all sorts of awesome things. we also went to the comic book museum. brussels is apparently the world capital of comics, so that was pretty cool. we walked through the cathedral as well. pretty much, we walked everywhere.

we ran into allen, who is on our program too, and his girlfriend and we all went to get dinner together. i didn't try the mussels and fries, which brussels is famous for, though leah and allen did and loved it. i had pretty delicious spaghetti. dessert was maybe the most fantastic waffle i've ever had.

then we went to delirium (cafe), a bar serving over 2500 different beers. we sampled a few, and they were all good, except one that tasted strangely like wine. it was completely not sketchy, i guess because, for the most part, everybody there was a tourist. i think the belgians go out on other nights, and the tour guide had said most people's favorite bar had burned down a few weeks ago. anyway, that was cool, except my clothes were kind of bar-smelling after that.

then me, leah, allen and his girlfriend went to a discotheque and danced to less-than-recent american dance music, which was a lot of fun. we all walked back to our hostel after that for some sleep. the hostel was pretty fantastic. it's in a building that van gough used to live in, and was very clean and seemed recently renovated. that and free breakfast made for a pretty sweet deal - it only cost us 20euro apiece.

sunday:

we had to be out of the hostel by 10am (with the exception of our bags, which we put in lockers for the day - for free), so we checked out and jumped on the metro towards the atomium. the atomium is this huge atom-shaped building that was built for the world fair of 1958, which was in brussels. that was pretty fantastic. the pictures and captions pretty much say it all. except that i dropped ice cream on myself.

after the atomium we headed back to the grand place to shop around a little (we didn't end up buying anything, though). we ran into the tour guide again, and he told us about the free concert in the main park that evening and said we should go. we then went to the magrite museum only to be disappointed that they had sold out for the day. then we wandered around some of the other museum areas and ended up another park the guide had told us had free music all afternoon. we listened to this pretty interesting band for a while and then continued towards the big park. the guide had said to take the metro, but we ended up walking because we were still in awe of everything (and it was downhill and didn't take too long). we passed a lot of eu buildings, and a lot of closed stores. in europe, it is way harder to get things than it is in the US. stores are closed on sundays, and until the late morning, and are only open until early evening. tant pis (too bad). speaking of pis, we also saw the manneken pis saturday, which is a statue of a little boy peeing that is, for some reason, famous.

the festival in the park was amazing. we had some indian food and gelato for dinner and just wandered around and people watched. we sat in the grass and listened to some of the free concert, but then it started raining so we headed back towards the hostel.

we got back there early so we had a last beer, talked to some canadians and a guy from kentucky, and headed towards the train station. our train pulled out at 10.35, we got back to the foyer in paris around midnight and went to sleep.

some other random things we saw in brussels:

- a street performer singing american classic rock and some other random songs (like la bamba). he didn't know sweet caroline, but we stayed for a little while to listen. leah danced with a portuguese guy in the street.
- there were lots of weddings. we saw two brides arrive at the town hall while we waited saturday morning to meet up with the others.
- along with the weddings, there were lots of bachelor/bachelorette parties. the guys would dress the groom up in drag and parade him (loudly) around in the middle of the day, and the brides would dress up and wander around with their friends.
- a belgian woman on the subway said that belgian people think english is really pretty
- many belgians speak three languages: flemish, the language of flanders (north belgium), french, the language of wallonia (south belgium), and english (a vehicular language - socially it can be tense between the northerners and southerners, so in places like brussels, the capital, they generally speak english as well to keep tensions down and to avoid the risk of insulting somebody). we generally spoke french while there.

all in all, it was a fantastic trip, and worth the general exhaustion afterward.

last night we went to see the french ballet in the paris opera house. it was based on proust's novel, so it pertained to our seminar. it was magnificent, but more about that later. if you've gotten to this point in the post, you've read enough.


click the picture to see the pictures from the rest of last week and brussels! click the first picture after the jump to start viewing.

the first thing there is a video of our friend danielle performing part of a sketch from snl while we waited for the accordion/viola concert. i didn't put the slideshow here - you can just click through them in the album, and then you'll have larger pictures and the captions.

Paris and Bruxelles 6.8

Some pictures (if this works like I think it will)

Alright, let's see if this works. If it does, I might even add captions (without which this album probably won't make any sense).

arden abroad

The Bureaucratic Experience

I've neglected this blog for a while because I've been waiting for this whole registration episode to end so I can write about it with a proper conclusion. Наконец-то (finally), after a week and a half or so, everything's settled and I can actually get to work on my research.

So, backing up for those of you aren't aware of what's been going on, when you go to Russia you're supposed to register yourself in the city or region where you live. I knew that much, but as far as I was aware, the only practical reason you needed to do that was because police might demand it of you if they suspected that you were an illegal immigrant, either to Russia or to their particular city. So when I moved in, I asked my landlord if he knew how or where I was supposed to register (since my visa service, without a regional office in Tomsk, recommended getting help from him). He didn't know, and said that he thought it was only important for people in Moscow or St. Petersburg or for people who look Central Asian or Caucasian (as in, from the Caucasus). That fit with what I thought, so I left it at that.

When I went to the archive to work, everything went fine at first, but when I left on the second day they informed me that I needed to register and that I wasn't supposed to do anything at the archive until I had done so. They told me where the migration office was, and I went there. Unfortunately, it was closed (this was a Thursday at 6 pm or so) and didn't have any more visiting hours until Monday. So I waited until then.

On Monday the woman I spoke to rather gruffly informed me that I was late in registering, that there would be a fine, and that I couldn't register myself without my принимающая сторона present (basically, a Russian citizen who's taking responsibility for my presence). I thought based on my conversation there that the archive could serve that function, since that's why I came and that's where I'd be working. I went back to the archive and asked them to fill out part of the form that the migration office worker had given me. The director and a worker filled it out with the worker's personal information, and I went back to the migration office, where they informed me that the принимающая сторона had to actually be present. I went back to the archive, but by that time, the worker whose information I'd used had left and wouldn't be back until the next day.

The next day, I arrived at the archive in the morning but the worker I needed wasn't there. Instead, when I asked a different worker about it, he talked to the director and then told me that the archive couldn't help me with this; I needed to talk to the person who rented me my apartment. Frustrated, I called him, but he didn't have any time until the next day (Wednesday).

So on Wednesday, I met him and we went to register me, but the office apparently doesn't accept visitors on Wednesdays, so we had to wait until today (Thursday) at 2 pm.

It's kind of circular logic, but I guess I'm glad I had to have a Russian with me for the process because it would have taken much longer and been more frustrating for everyone involved if I'd been alone. The migration people told me that I had to go to the regional migration office to pay my fine (as opposed to the provincial office we were in), so we went there. They, in turn, sent me to a sort of police station, where they took my fingerprints and sent me back to the regional office. There, I filled out a long series of forms while my landlord took my money to a nearby bank to pay my fine for late registration (I'm not sure why you can't just pay the fine at the office, though I'm not complaining, since in the end I only had to pay the minimum -- about 60 dollars). Finally, they gave me a form certifying that I'd paid my fine, and we returned to the provincial office.

There, we filled out another form and brought it to a worker. She made some very minor corrections and told me to fill out another copy (they're very serious about the details of their forms in Russia). Finally, we did that, and she gave me my registration papers. My landlord left, and I went to the archive to tell the director that I was registered (though I didn't really have time to do any work today, since it was already 4:30 or so).

Are you still alive and reading after all that? If you skimmed or skipped ahead to this point, I don't blame you; I wish I could have done the same. In the end, though, I guess I learned a lot about the Russian bureaucracy, about registering myself in Russia, and really, about functioning in the world as an independent adult. It's easy enough to be adult in the sense of being 21 and living away from your family, but university life is a far cry from really living independently and having to solve all your own problems by yourself. So it's been an interesting experience for me personally, and I guess even if my research amounts to nothing, I'll have learned something by coming here.

In other news, after Arden scolded me for eating fried eggs all the time, I went to the grocery store (called Food City) and tried to broaden my diet. I finally caved and bought the cheapest pot and set of knives I could find (since all I had before was a skillet-thing), and I bought all kinds of other exciting food (like potatoes! and chicken!) that I'm going to try to figure out how to cook, so wish me luck on that front.

Anyway, I guess I can actually get going on my research, finally. Now I don't have to worry about any organizational issues...until I go to Moscow in a month. But I'm not going to think about that for now.

quick longish note

hey all, again! quick update - leah and i are having internet problems in our room, but i promise to update more when we get that figured out.

you can also check out her blog, which is interesting and she has been more detailed than i have. we are both in the same class so her updates have been fairly relevant.

[leah's blog]

also, kevin is doing well, i spoke briefly with him earlier. he's been working out some registration issues but should be back in the archives tomorrow. he hasn't been doing much else, it seems, except for making fried eggs, which i have encouraged him not to do for every meal, and he said today he bought other things to eat, which is good.

as far as other things go, i purchased some french short stories our language professor at the sorbonne recommended us, so it should be nice to read things that aren't 75 pages of analysis of court life at versailles (not that it isn't interesting - our culture/lit class is actually very interesting, if it is a bit long. three hours a day is a little intense).

a few random things that you might find interesting;
- our dormish room here is very cute and is nicer than the dorms at school, if a bit smaller, except without decent internet
- the toilet paper here at the foyer is pink?
- french people really like to sleep late, so nothing opens early except a few brasseries
- i love fromageries
- french parks are fantastic, and it's pretty cool that you can just pick up and take a subway to study at the tuileries
- lots of people are affectionate in public
- the french do like to speak english and generally only are rude if you come off as a dumb tourist (which happens sometimes)
- the gilbert joseph, equivalent of our barnes and noble, is fantastic
- our residence is uphill from the seine
- you can see the eiffel tower, and pretty much all of paris, from the terrace on the roof of this building, so we drink wine, eat dinner, and watch the lights of the eiffel tower sparkle
- everybody loves mcdonalds?

also, things are all set, and leah and i and others will be in brussels from saturday morning to sunday night! and i won't forget my camera, like i did when we went to versailles yesterday (so no pictures of that, sorry).

off to homework! bon soir, mes amis

let the classes begin

bonjour tout le monde! this is difficile à écrire because the keys are all moved around. punctuation is the worst. paris continues to be lots of fun. classes started monday and they are both really enjoyable. from 9h to 11h we have our language class, and i, along with five others from our program, are in niveau avancée, or advanced, the second highest level (the highest being superieur). it's really great and i will probably write more when i use my computer and the a's, w's and m's are in the right place.

leah and i (and others) are going to brussels for the weekend, so that should be lots of fun. yesterday we all went to versailles; also fun. today we don't have our culture class so i was going to go down to the seine and do some reading and maybe some shopping.

i should go now, actually, so i will update more later, and maybe more pictures. also, comments should be working properly now, so comment away!